The Flawed But Freakin' Fantastic Button Up

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*FINAL SALE: No exchanges or returns.*

We’ve slowly launched this over the summer as a clearance item because we ordered one thing, and got something completely different. BUT… while we moped about the fact that we didn’t get our perfect red/black/white pearl snaps this summer, we also came to realize that these shirts are kind of fantastic, even in their imperfections, and they were a hit!

Our Flaws:

SIZING: The sizes go from XS-XXL. We can only assume that the sizes they sent us are junior sizes, smaller built men, elves, or petite ladies. An XS is only recommended for those under 5’7, with a tiny build (we sold quite a few of these to kids between 6-10). An L worked for me, while being a bit loose in my spaghetti arms area (5’10 and 145lbs). A XXL could work for someone up to 5’11, and maybe 165lbs.

TAGS: We think someone at the factory got hammered making these. No really, it’s kind of hilarious. Some of the tags are directly on the inside of the collar. Some are slightly below. Some are slightly above. They got really creative… these things are like a snowflake, no two are the same.

Our Fantastic:

FABRIC: The fabric and the stitching is solid. It is thick cotton that seems like it will only rip If Edward Scissorhands comes running at you for a hug.

COLLAR/CUFFS: You won’t have any issues having a crisp collar or cuffs, they’re stiff as a board and lined with material that always keeps the shape, even after washing. People will think you spent hours starching your collar.